What happened to nice cotton shirts that show off the shoulder and arms but hide the fact you probably have bit of a tummy? I'm convinced all these weird fiber shirts are a conspiracy by dudes who have big pecks and flat abs but no arm muscles.
Plus all those microfiber shirts make it feel like I have a wet silk blanket on me.
It's pretty wild how much I fluctuate between thinking I'm decent looking and thinking I'm ass ugly.