The worlds first avian politician, President Parrot, was arrested for indecent exposure yesterday after he attended a speech featherless.
Police issued a statement today confirming that while it's not usually possible to arrest the current standing president, they found his naked body so off-putting that they decided to make an exception.
"He looked like a cold ballsack." One officer remarked.
The president was soon let out of prison with a warning after his feathers spontaneously grew back. The president commented afterwards that he was bored of being naked and that he only did it as a joke.
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