JP is definitely that. A friend is in a relationship for some reason with one of these weirdos, the absurd shit she tells me about him all the times is just wild. Apparently at some point he became an Aleister Crowley satanist who woke up every morning to greet the sun god to put order in his life but without it actually being religion (because apparently that doesn't count as religion) or something while also being a Dawkins atheist while also trying to quit weed and not really succeeding while also doing the "lion diet".