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  • Circra [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Is your home a bearrepeller? Here are some quick tips for making sure your interior design is not putting off potential bears.

    • Bear traps. A big one here. Bear traps indicate to a bear that you may wish to trap it in place and kill it. This can be offputting for bears. See also large calliber hunting rifles.

    • Bearskin hats. This may be a pleasent reminder of your time in a Napoleonic era army, but for a bear it's a subconscious reminder of violence people have perpetuated against bearkind.

    • Bear mace. Nothing is more offputting for a bear than being confronted with aerasolized capsicun.

    • A bed. Bears much prefer a secluded, dry cave to hibernate in.

    • Tinned salmon. Bears love salmon but sadly their forepaws lack the dexterity needed to operate can openers, causing no end of frustration. Consider instead installing a freshwater stream.