https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1359706892373811201?s=20

  • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Starship Troopers but unironic this time.

    Star Trek but they're exporting space Christianity to the unwashed masses of aliens

    Star Wars but the bad guys are the rebels who are also not even slightly thinly veiled stand-ins for antifa

    Honestly I can't wait, please make it happen, there's nothing I like more than chuds burning their own money on failed projects.

    • Ryan_Holman [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The sad thing is, a quasi-legitimate chud Star Wars (essentially one that would have respectable effects and star a bunch of either F-list celebrities or legitimate talents who need a paycheck) would probably do respectable business.

      Don't me wrong, it would not be in the territory of the actual movies, but it could easily make $50 to $100 million. I mean, God's Not Dead made $64 million in theaters alone.

      • RowPin [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Wait a minute, I've got it.

        Fellas, we're finally getting our Warhammer 40k TV series.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      The Starship Troopers book does not read as ironic (or it is veeeery subtle), so maybe they'll just make a direct adaptation of that but with more Americans and the protagonist just being white instead of him being of semi-ambiguous racial descent.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It is not ironic. Heinlein was basically advocating for Fascism.

        Paul Verhoeven's 1997 Starship Troopers is very blatant satire of Fascism, though a lot of people missed it at the time. Allegedly he never even read the book, just paged threw a few lines and said "This is fascist trash!" then threw it away.

        • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          That's actually hilarious.

          I stopped after two chapters because it was so boring … It is really quite a bad book. I asked Ed Neumeier to tell me the story because I just couldn't read the thing. It's a very right-wing book

          -Verhoeven, on the book

          I read it when I was much younger (and more blind to the political themes), but it wasn't terribly interesting to me either. So much of it was dry and needless to my memory

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The book isn't ironic, Heinlein was pretty fash, and the movie was in part a response to it.

        I could see a "book accurate" adaptation of Starship Troopers doing really well. A big, dumb action blockbuster - essentially Avatar but the aliens are the bad guys - and it would get infinite free press from people arguing over it on Twitter.

        • discontinuuity [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          There's an anime adaptation that's pretty close to the book:

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_Troopers_(OVA)