The Main Character must really feel like the most special bestest boy because he dug several entries down to find Lycurgus and his wholesome chungus Spartans like in the Snyder treats. 
The Main Character must really feel like the most special bestest boy because he dug several entries down to find Lycurgus and his wholesome chungus Spartans like in the Snyder treats.
@Zodiark@hexbear.net may likely second my claim that if Aether crystals were real, like in FFXIV, and if a bunch of Redditors stood by a pile of them and prayed really hard for techno-fiefdoms with, quoting their god, "catgirls genetically engineered for domestic use
" on Mars, they could summon a Primal of pure bazinga that'd be basically 
with some tankbusters, an ultimate, and three boss phases. The soundtrack would be really fucking cringe though.
Never played FFXIV, but this still makes complete sense to me
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