The Main Character must really feel like the most special bestest boy because he dug several entries down to find Lycurgus and his wholesome chungus Spartans like in the Snyder treats. 
The Main Character must really feel like the most special bestest boy because he dug several entries down to find Lycurgus and his wholesome chungus Spartans like in the Snyder treats.
Turns out skimming wikipedia to try to sound informed on a subject isn't a good replacement to actually reading up on it.