I was gonna critique how they didn't bother to melt the cheese but decided it was pointless after looking at the picture for more than 5 seconds. I also wondered how do they even go about eating this and decided they just pick up big clumps of cheese and fry with their hands and shove it down the gullet

That's the most distressing part IMO

Because according to official rules in order for a meal to qualify as stupid food it has to include pointless and unwarranted cheese.