Oprah would be worse than Trump. Oprah would be so, so much worse than Trump. The Secretary of Health would be named like, Dr. Sunshine Lavender and he's facing criminal charges in 43 states for telling people that they can cure cancer by eating crushed glass or something. The sheer number of health and social crises that are the direct result of Oprah platforming cranks, quacks, and freaks is incredible.
She clearly would have been the better candidate because she doesn't use bad words. She even says nice things!
Oh god can you imagine how insufferable the khive would've been if it was the Black Capitalist Queen they rallied behind, instead of the Top Cop?
"Look, I'm not saying I have knives out for Oprah. But she shiv'ed Kamala in the back. So I have to have knives out for Oprah..."
Rich successful people tend to think their success in one arena translates to a completely different one. This is like the worst example of that
Now, now. I'm sure Oprah would make a very good War Criminal.
President Oprah takes control of the world's largest military
https://youtu.be/forMhRTp-RM?feature=shared
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