Just on a lark I looked up "no smell" on google trends. Lol.
This and the reviews for Yankee candles are the only metrics we have in burgerland
Nothing says well functioning country like outsourcing your disaster monitoring to waffle house.
As Craig [Fugate] often says, the Waffle House test doesn’t just tell us how quickly a business might rebound – it also tells us how the larger community is faring. The sooner restaurants, grocery and corner stores, or banks can re-open, the sooner local economies will start generating revenue again – signaling a stronger recovery for that community. The success of the private sector in preparing for and weathering disasters is essential to a community’s ability to recover in the long run.
Outsourcing community disaster preparedness to businesses that pay minimum wage
I bet someone in google has figured out a bunch of other key trends for tracking this shit like they were doing with the flu. I wonder if there's an inhouse tool for predicting catastrophes that the higher ups use for stock trading.
