I want to speak to the manager of state sponsored terrorism. Here are my recepits

  • Trudge [Comrade]@lemmygrad.ml
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    11 months ago

    It is widely known that babies are composed of strong shielding materials.

    Rumors have it that the M1 Abrams battle tank, nicknamed the impenetratable, is lined from the inside using baby skin grafts.

    No wonder that terrorists are also adopting this technology as well.

    • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Apparently babies bones are far more flexible than their adolescent counterparts, as such, AGM-114 Hellfire missiles simply bounce right off.