I have a "Heist Plans" joke thread with my siblings on Signal. We post shit like getting extra sauce from Taco Bell and stealing snacks from work. I have Nic Cage from National Treasure as the icon right now, but I want something less 'Merica and more based.
The plan is to work on my "the employor should be able to set wages" brother and radicalize him slowly
thoughts? ideas?
Ching Shih, the pirate queen. Took over from her late husband and ended up commanding a fleet of 1000 ships and 80,000 pirates, became so formidable that the Chinese government had to negotiate amnesty for her. Also made it pirate law that any pirate who committed rape would be put to death. Also she banged her step son. For, like, political reasons.
Vincenzo Pipino
His autobiography title: Stealing from the rich is not a sin
Pretty Boy Floyd was a bank robber who allegedly burned mortgage documents while robbing those banks to free poor people from debts.
Absolutely, dude came within a whisker of succeeding in his plan to kill a train full of cops
Robbed a bank and burned all their mortgage documents
Maybe not quite the revolutionary some people claimed he was, mostly just a dude who really fucking hated the Victorian police more than anyone else ever hated anything, and with good reason
