Listen champs, I’ve been vaccinated since November and I am personally in Texas right now distributing blankets, food, and medical supplies.
On my highspeed rail trip to Texas, I nationalized all utilities in America and ordered the military to hunt down and publicly execute every current and previous executive of a Texan power company. Their mansions have already been turned into shelters for those victimized by their capitalist greed.
We aren’t going to put up with this shit anymore, you lying dog-faced pony soldiers. Thankfully many families had the money they needed to prepare due to the recurring monthly 4k pandemic relief checks which started on day 1. I had to lock the senate indoors and make them vote at gunpoint, but goddammit I keep my promises.
The corporate media can call me whatever the hell they want, I’ll keep purging them every time they slander me.
Thank you Mr President sir :biden-harbinger: