itd be so funny if us conservatives got together and acted liked communists 🤣 like what if we acted like we were trans too and like, validated each other 🤣 what if we like, hooked up and did gay stuff to you know, troll liberals that may or may not come to lemmy 🤣 what if we kept doing that for years and tricked all the lgbtomatoes to come here 🤣 what if we tricked them into thinking this is a rare safe space and we build lasting relationships over the years 🤣 what if we all got together and created cute voice overs for leslie feinbergs books 🤣 what if we cuddled while listening to them 🤣 oh man we'd really be owning the libs then
It would be so funny if, as conservatives, we got together and overthrew the global capitalist order and replaced it with one that is run for and by the people. One that helps everyone meet each other's needs rather than shareholders value. One that not only allows, but encourages and supports each and every human to live a life as their most free and true self. One without hunger or homelessness or servitude. A world that works for the world and for nature and humans place in it rather than against it.
It would be a really funny conservative joke we should totally do it
Wait I thought that was what we were doing the whole time
ma'am I got tits for this and your telling me this wasn't a joke till now?
what if we got tits, but as like, a prank gone wrong? 😳 what if i woke up next to a beautiful man as a woman as a joke 🤣 what if we had a fulfilling relationship and wanted to share our lives together, but as a prank 🤣
🤣 what if Kristina got an awesome boyfriend to own the libs 🤣Everyone would be very jealous of how cute they were and then... BOOM PRANK 🤣
hahahaha I should kiss a woman 🤣 AS A WOMAN! 🤣 GAY 🤣 JK JK JK 🤣 that would be so funny 🤣 Even funnier, We could travel and own a little apartment and a garden and many cute pets 🤣 Maybe even get married one day and grow old together 🤣 Jk jk jk jk
unless...as our great-grandchild is born i DOFF my disguise and reveal what i truly am, a MAGA republican! i proceed to gun everyone down (with a super soaker) and everyone realizes that THEY HAVE BEEN PRANKED. haha! i then steal away into the night, and make an account on lemmy.world so i can type innocuous comments about healthcare ONLY TO GET HARASSED and told to go to hexbear like ALL THE OTHER NEOCONS.
smh our hormone treatments, surgeries, and legal name changes were all just a part of the PRANK you WOKESCOLDS!
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this seems like a bit much for a prank, no? Like I love being a woman (as a joke) but... idk is it too much?
This is basically what Lemmyverse liberals think Hexbear's entire deal is. Once again, making their enemies sound cool.
God I wish we got paid for this shit, we'd be rolling in dough by now
please russia fund my titty expansion pack acquisition
russia claims we are making america weak, so like, why arent they funding us, wtf? is putin stupid?
smh amateurs... back in the soviet days, they would even give us guns!
how the mighty have fallen...
the "c" in "c/dating was a mistake" stands for "conservative"
That would be a pretty good bit, you have to admit
We'll commit to this bit really hard, a years-long initiative to achieve something or other, but let's simultaneously keep the facade hiding our hard-right-wing position so papery thin that libs from Lemmy.world who've never even looked at hexbear.net can immediately tell we're all secretly fascist and right wing.
we forgot that socialists complain about liberals too
our project was doomed from the start. the liberals just assume that anyone complaining about liberals are neocons (because they are! i love pulling one over on the liberals! communists dont actually exist)
Heheheh this is quite clever and devious! I'm going to create such a facade of love, care, camaraderie, support, humour, warmth, human spirit, shared sense of purpose and hope. The libs are gunna get so sucked in ahahahaah imagine their faces.
