zucc: fully depersonalized and foreverially delitized thousand-yard stare
trump: uppity thicc boy who needs to be dicked down
bezos: what the average lib/non-voter would act like upon becoming a billionaire
elon: "heh i understand MEEMS i'm NOTLIEK THIE OTHER BILLIONAIRES"
soros: he shorts countries
oprah: she truly wants to believe that she's helping people
bill gates: I want to punch him every single time he smiles. I actually understand why chuds hate his guts so much