Nothing gets liberals more horny than congressional gridlock. Like it doesn't even matter if it's for a terrible reason - they fucking love it because it's how politics work, and congresspersons from each side walking around importantly with important pieces of paper in their hands are doing important things and trying their hardest to meet in the middle or something.

Fucking pieces of shit, these liberals. I was thinking about this recent garbage about a COVID memorial, and I'm convinced that liberals also get horny over national tragedies because it becomes part of the fabric of this nation, and shows just how great America is in having thousands of people die, but eventually getting past it. Then we can get together and worship a fucking memorial instead of learning from our mistakes.