I'd rather not be Dirt Owl.

There, I answered.

Most of the time I feel like a fard shid, so although that's not an option, that most closely aligns with poopoo

I would rather doing PIPI in my pampers

peepee is at least sterile, so I would have some use

peepee in da big city

Pepo

pee pee poo poo check?

Both. I'm real tough 💪😎

Peepee because it is never left out of bathroom time. Try to poo without peeing too. See? Can't do it.

Doodoo.