Why are cats so perfect?

Yurt_Owl · 1 year ago

Why are cats so perfect?

AntiOutsideAktion [he/him] · edit-2 1 year ago

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What?

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What???

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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

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Fine but I swear to god this is your last treat until mealtime

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CombatLiberalism [he/him] · 1 year ago

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JohannaChittarra · 1 year ago

But outdoor cats?

Wertheimer [any] · 1 year ago

fart [he/him] · 1 year ago

the best because then everyone can pet them

JohannaChittarra · 1 year ago

Lmao must resist impulse to start struggle sesh

fart [he/him] · 1 year ago

if you start a cat struggle sesh im starting a dog one

JohannaChittarra · edit-2 1 year ago

I find this compromise agreeable. Just please don’t start a bird struggle sesh.

daisy · 1 year ago

They're not. That's just the toxoplasma gondii in your brain talking.

Collatz_problem [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

I, for one, welcome our new toxoplasma overlords.

WithoutFurtherRelay · edit-2 1 year ago

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Yurt_Owl · 1 year ago

Mmmm yummy cat brain worms

coeliacmccarthy [he/him] · 1 year ago

highest muscle to body mass ratio of any mammal

privatized_sun [none/use name] · 1 year ago

cats are like ants

Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

Because they won't snitch unlike SOME animals.

SunriseParabellum · edit-2 1 year ago

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Hexbear2 [any] · 1 year ago

Cats rule, dogs drool!

ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them] · 1 year ago

Some say evolution others say god but the truth is that cats simply are

SpiderFarmer [he/him] · 1 year ago

Pretty much apex predators for their size category but also smart enough to run to humans for easy food and headpats. Just don't ask their opinions on local songbird populations.