No, I am not not a pathological liar.

No, I do not make a habit of lying for fun.

Yes, saying things like, “the sky looks so green today” in a really serious tone is hilarious.

Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    "Birds aren't real, they're all government surveillance drones" is my favorite one. Why do you think they perch on power lines all the time? It's so they can recharge, obviously.

    I remember one January we had a government shutdown and I explained how all the birds being gone was clearly due to the shutdown.