nervously laughs while stabbing a straw in blood pack and drinking it like a Capri Sun mmm my own blood that is mine and belongs to me and is not from other people haha.

(Yes it's a Sun article but it's still funny)

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    Imagine if we put half as much effort into keeping the average person alive as we do heads of state and royals.