• Mindfury [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    can't want to get my head blown off by a "horriffic accidental explosion of the chip" when i spend the first hour after implantation thinking "Hey Elon, you're a fucking pedo and we all know it"

    • garbology [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      head blown off

      Even this is too exciting for our boring dystopia. It'll just give you cancer or horrible migraines or some shit.

      • Pezevenk [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        OK but if they start popping off like Scanners it's gonna be kinda metal.

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        horrible migraines or some shit.

        oh god oh fuck we're already there