And would get us a presidential candidate who wins for four years on the platform of "dog in every supermarket."

Reminds me of /r/fragileblackredditor getting banned, a sub that was specifically set up to prevent a right-wing mirror-universe version of /r/fragilewhiteredditor from ever existing.

I think it's important work, though, because although these fake dog-eating subs are taken down in days, if /r/fragileblackredditor was created by a chud, it probably would have been allowed to exist for months before being banned.

This is the necessity of a vanguard good moderation team

If history is any indication, these subreddits would become not so satirical within a year or two 3 weeks tops.