https://twitter.com/TheDogSaint/status/1369435588944928774?s=19

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    "Biden's pet rock has aggressive incident and is sent back to Delaware, Biden to be first President to adopt a pool noodle"

    • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      “BREAKING: President Biden to be hospitalized following loss of circulation to the leg from leaning against his Pool Noodle”