https://twitter.com/TheDogSaint/status/1369435588944928774?s=19
Bet this cat is gonna scratch or bite some staffer and then Biden will get a hamster or something next. This follows its logical conclusion until twitter libs are stanning the Presidential Pet Rock.
"Biden's pet rock has aggressive incident and is sent back to Delaware, Biden to be first President to adopt a pool noodle"
“BREAKING: President Biden to be hospitalized following loss of circulation to the leg from leaning against his Pool Noodle”
He could bring in the senate minority leader to be a pet turtle!
(18000 upvotes on /politics probably)
lolololololololol :agony: :agony: :agony: :agony-turbo: :agony-turbo: :angery: :angery: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw:
Biden will actually eat the hamster thinking it's an exotic fruit believe it or not
Literally just getting a cat to distract from his dog attacking someone lol.
hmm you clame to haet the internet yet you use the internet, interesting!!!
Did this motherfucker really just get a cat to distract from bad press? Lmao the scenes when the cat hisses and scratches him on national tv
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Honestly if he doesn't end his term with a chinchilla I'll be disappointed. I want no amount of perfume to be able to hide the smell of pet shit in the oval office
Some dweeb on politicalhumor says this is DSA’s version of “build the wall”...
I can see where a lib on politicalhumor would think that keeping immigrants out is the same as not wanting to die a preventable death.
When different people demand different things that I don't want, then those things become the same thing
things that I don’t want
Says guy in a gated community with a generous corporate health care plan.
Like, imagine a country in which poverty wasn't endemic and a plague wasn't killing a thousand people a day and we weren't constantly at war in every corner of the globe.
"Check out this President's new dope-ass cat" would be totally fine.
But as this is hellworld, it is not.
they're putting a cat in charge of the internet for the express purpose of breaking it :cat-confused:
Of course it will, the cat will probably just knock it off the table for fun :cat-confused:
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It should be the reanimated demon cat from Pet Sematary, they totally match vibes :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :agony-turbo: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :agony-yehaw: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :cat-vibing: :agony-deep: :cat-vibing: :agony-mescaline: :cat-vibing: :this-is-fine: :cat-vibing: :party-sicko: :kitty-cri:
Finally, the missing piece of the White House Homeward Bound Trequel. Homeward Bound 3: The Presidential Race to Save Major. RePUPlicans and DemoCATS unity
So what evil shit are they going to do the day they bring the cat in?
In related news, half of transportation secretary pete buttiegeg (I don't give a FUCK how your name is spelled, loser) was found in joe biden's slipper
