Especially the high-functioning ones like dolphins and other primates.

Also, plants should be admonished for sociopathically competing for sunlight, soil, and water against each another.

But fuck fungi. Spore me the details.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    We should start prosecuting all intelligent animals for their crimes. If dolphins can help build communism post-nuclear holocaust, then they can understand consent.

    Law & Order: Dolphin Victims Unit :pog-dolphin: