I'm thinking things like flagpoles in the yard.
Like you waste however much money and resources to keep your non-native grass around and they drop in a 60 foot pole into it to be able to fly an American flag and flag for whatever shitty college you went to.
What other things are there?
It's a civil religion indeed, also this great piece
The first time I saw this was when I truly realized satire is dead (if it was ever really alive).
It's indistinguishable from something I would laugh at on The Onion.