"-and we can see here on these cave paintings that the ancients blamed something they called the "marketing team" for the eventual collapse of their civilization. Truly fascinating."
"Actually that's a popular misconception, actually it was people for not buying those products. Even though the government, and at that point most people on the planet, could see this coming a mile away, their hands were tied. Were they to oppress corporations to save the planet? Nay, for corporations are people too and it is better for the world to cease to exist than to oppress even that one person. That's why we no longer go to that place that makes people glow and instead dutifully serve our cockroach overlords"
"-and we can see here on these cave paintings that the ancients blamed something they called the "marketing team" for the eventual collapse of their civilization. Truly fascinating."
"Actually that's a popular misconception, actually it was people for not buying those products. Even though the government, and at that point most people on the planet, could see this coming a mile away, their hands were tied. Were they to oppress corporations to save the planet? Nay, for corporations are people too and it is better for the world to cease to exist than to oppress even that one person. That's why we no longer go to that place that makes people glow and instead dutifully serve our cockroach overlords"