It's so easy how is everyone so stupid. I'd invent the train afterward and drive around everyone saying "you're so fucking stupid I'm not even good at this and I did it".

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    I'd have invented the beatles like 10 years before you. It took England until 1960 lmao get out of here.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        Why would Ancient Romans, dignified people, want to listen to your The Cure when I started a side project and invented house music in the third century BCE? They even have drums and shit so I won't have to teach every single Roman how to DJ like it's hard or something.