It's so easy how is everyone so stupid. I'd invent the train afterward and drive around everyone saying "you're so fucking stupid I'm not even good at this and I did it".

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Do you think they'd go for a future Slav if the inventor of oral sex is standing right there in front of them? No, no they wouldn't. They'd get in my steam wagon and I'd invent the female orgasm just to copyright it before anyone else could.