i'll fuckin kill you

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      toss up between that and "she ridin' my dick at an egregious angle" for best one

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.

    These may be the hardest two sentences I’ve heard in my life

  • KarlBarqs [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I'm on them Broward county tic tacs. I'm on them Georgetown Geronimoes. I'm on them Nashville Nibblers.

  • lookstothemoon [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    karlbarqs and leylalove are itt. be warned they are from a special place near the atlantic. i can see their glow comign over the horizon. if you know you know

    • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      What are you even saying? You're implying I'm a glowie, when at worse I am a schizophrenic stoner who scrolls here when I get free addy. Plus, what the fuck would a fed be doing in a thread about fucking dracula flow?