i'll fuckin kill you
I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all were even a type one civilization, shit ain't new
toss up between that and "she ridin' my dick at an egregious angle" for best one
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.
These may be the hardest two sentences I’ve heard in my life
I'm on them Broward county tic tacs. I'm on them Georgetown Geronimoes. I'm on them Nashville Nibblers.
karlbarqs and leylalove are itt. be warned they are from a special place near the atlantic. i can see their glow comign over the horizon. if you know you know
What are you even saying? You're implying I'm a glowie, when at worse I am a schizophrenic stoner who scrolls here when I get free addy. Plus, what the fuck would a fed be doing in a thread about fucking dracula flow?