Serious question. I dunno, I've always been the type of person who never farts in front of others. I'd rather hold it in and then do it when I'm in the clear. Maybe it's just a white person thing, but I never understood just ripping one in front of someone else and then being "proud" of it or whatever. I always thought it was gross.

Same thing with talking about any kind of defecation. I dunno, maybe it's my inner fash that has an "aversion to disgust" or whatever. I've just never been the type that feels comfortable talking about that kind of stuff.

Anyone else feel the same?