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  • Quimby [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    And the best part is that there is NO WAY this could possibly be exploited by a malicious actor. Nope, none at all. That would be on par with some crazy shit like someone hacking into the central system at a camera company and taking master control of all the cameras, including the ones at Tesla factories.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      It's just a matter of time until we see ransomware attacks on cars. Please transfer a load of money to this bitcoin wallet if you want to be able to unlock the doors again and turn the alarm off.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I love when my car that randomly catches on fire or breaks in half drives itself back to the dealership so that I can't go to work and make my car payment. That's innovation as fuck.

  • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    At the same time that this is disgustingly awful, there are two other options: a) it's cool and good that people dumb enough to support :melon-musk: are losing their shit, b) the poster is some weird tesla fanboy who wants :stonks-up: and just drove their car onto their own repo wagon and then just lied on the internet to make people fear the tesla repo so the numbers would be better

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    What if when you missed a payment the onboard entertainment system would only show freaking Lady Ghostbusters (2016)!? Would'nt that be epic1

  • Hoodoo [love/loves]
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    4 years ago

    Inevitably leading to misclick repos where your car just takes you to Tesla instead of the hospital one day.

    Our first repo murder everyone

  • RowPin [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Damn that's awesome. Can't wait until they pull up to my Tesla and do some techno-wizardry to get inside to repo it, and then faintly hear some Irish song begin playing on the radio before--