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And the best part is that there is NO WAY this could possibly be exploited by a malicious actor. Nope, none at all. That would be on par with some crazy shit like someone hacking into the central system at a camera company and taking master control of all the cameras, including the ones at Tesla factories.
It's just a matter of time until we see ransomware attacks on cars. Please transfer a load of money to this bitcoin wallet if you want to be able to unlock the doors again and turn the alarm off.
I love when my car that randomly catches on fire or breaks in half drives itself back to the dealership so that I can't go to work and make my car payment. That's innovation as fuck.
At the same time that this is disgustingly awful, there are two other options: a) it's cool and good that people dumb enough to support :melon-musk: are losing their shit, b) the poster is some weird tesla fanboy who wants :stonks-up: and just drove their car onto their own repo wagon and then just lied on the internet to make people fear the tesla repo so the numbers would be better
HOLY CHRIST MY SHITTY FUCKING MELON USK EDIT MADE IT INTO AN EMOTE
This is going into my CV
What if when you missed a payment the onboard entertainment system would only show freaking Lady Ghostbusters (2016)!? Would'nt that be epic1
Inevitably leading to misclick repos where your car just takes you to Tesla instead of the hospital one day.
Our first repo murder everyone
Damn that's awesome. Can't wait until they pull up to my Tesla and do some techno-wizardry to get inside to repo it, and then faintly hear some Irish song begin playing on the radio before--