Chud: lubricate the machine with human blood

Lib: replace some of that blood with cum

Succdem: replace one (1) rusty gear with a new one

Lefty: build a machine that doesn't jam worse every 5 years

  • Koa_lala [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Cum is a horrible lubricant. Anyone who jerked off in a hot shower knows this.