Chud: lubricate the machine with human blood

Lib: replace some of that blood with cum

Succdem: replace one (1) rusty gear with a new one

Lefty: build a machine that doesn't jam worse every 5 years

    • carbohydra [des/pair]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      I had a gift card which I was about to use for the last Star Wars, but at the last minute I changed my mind and saw Parasite instead. One of the greatest trade deals in the history of trade deals!