This is DayOfDoom's dad. He told me not to do this but I'm doing it anyway while he's asleep.
I'm a proud man and a proud Buggman. My name is John Buggman. He and I come from a long line of Buggmans.
What's this I hear about our very noble surname being censored on this website? Why would this happen? My son, despite his frequent outbursts saying otherwise, is also a proud Buggman. He won't stop talking about how he's been so heavily censored and attacked on this website. He says he's been especially tormented by, I take it, some user named Maude or perhaps multiple Maudes? What's their deal? It's all he talks about and it's starting to severely disrupt our otherwise peaceful dinners.
I was considering adding this website to our parental filters but perusing it I see very little smut and lots of news content, which I approve. Bit heavy on the video game talk, maybe, but Seth has been respecting his daily 8 hour gaming limit lately so I'm not too worried.
Just for violating the law of the playground, I'm going to have my schoolyard bullies knock your son over and grind sand into his eyes