• AHexbearUser [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Turns out eyes are more of a suggestion and easy for your body to fuck up.

    I've said before the the human eye is very strong evidence against intelligent design. Do you expect me to believe an omnipotent, omniscient, perfect creator designed something so obviously stupid and faulty? No way. Unless God's motto is, "Eh, good enough." and he happened to get really drunk the day he made us

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Let's make one of their most important organs for moving about and generally doing things out if jello, yeah, perfect

      • AHexbearUser [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        hell yeah, and lets put the part that actually catches the light all the way in the back, right behind all this other shit that can potentially get in the way

        oh, and lets make sure that if it catches too much light, it permanently breaks

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Good thing we made gestation short and childbirth safe and painless, means there won't be as much of a problem if a bunch of them get their goop balls broken. Also good choice making their development to maturity time less than 20 years.