Literally wojak-nooo gigachad ___

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    Socrates: "Ah yes. My most fuckable student."

    Western Males Attempting to Immitate Plato: "Erm! You need to use logic and reason, egads!" adjusts bow tie and spectacles

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Fun fact: "Platonic love" comes from the fact that Plato didn't take advantage of and fuck his students

      he was too busy lifting volcel-judge :gigachad:

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Aristotle: Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.
    Plato: (Rocky 4 training montage)

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    It wouldn't surprise me at all if Plato was basically the Joe Rogan of the Greek world. His theories are at least as consistent.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    the whole agora stands and chants "YOU SUCK" at Plato, but in an ironic and endearing way

    Plato pops a few percs and does a moonsault

  • PolPotPie [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    they call me plato cuz of all the plates on my barbell