"But I need to flay 789377 more souls for me to get acknowledged as a greater devil! I don't have time for this"
"Actually Ftumch, and I'm sorry to tell you this, you actually need to flay 8788444 souls. You didn't fill out the forms properly for the last century. Of course you can decrease the number of souls you need to flay if you volunteer as a rhymer, you just need to fill out this formula in iambic pentameter."
"RAAAARGH"
"Also, you did accidentially file yourself as Ftumch The Layer. You will have to start doing something about that."
"But I need to flay 789377 more souls for me to get acknowledged as a greater devil! I don't have time for this"
"Actually Ftumch, and I'm sorry to tell you this, you actually need to flay 8788444 souls. You didn't fill out the forms properly for the last century. Of course you can decrease the number of souls you need to flay if you volunteer as a rhymer, you just need to fill out this formula in iambic pentameter."
"RAAAARGH"
"Also, you did accidentially file yourself as Ftumch The Layer. You will have to start doing something about that."