"Hell yes we are coming for your guns," Beto said. He climbed on top of a living room table in search of guns.

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    2023, Montana. Beto, Biden and a bunch of Tac'd up ATF agents prepare for a dawn raid to seize guns from the compound of the "Church of the Pure Path", a heavily armed alt right pseudo-christian cult that has sprung up in the wake of the Great Covid Trials. The suspects are believed to be armed, dangerous and highly fanatical, unlikely to give up their guns without a fight.

    After a 15 minute speech to the assembled raiding party, talking about how Irish he is, Biden's fingers clumsily fumble at the straps of tactical gear, removing it piece by piece.

    "But folks, I'm goin" he slurs before receding into the pre-dawn darkness, never to be seen again.