I just heat up a frying pan. I had an iron, but lost it in the move, so frying pan it is.

The real proletarians let their shit hang outside while they shower

a true proletarian irons their flag with their forehead using the heat their brain emits from their skull after reading theory (listening to podcasts) and educating their fellow workers (bullying r/politics liberals on reddit from an hour old account as their main one is currently banned) on matters pertaining to class struggle

of course bernie sanders doesnt iron his flag. he's never even been on reddit.