• OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Please don't do that, the elves told us that if you do, Eyjafjallajökull will erupt again in an attempt to reject her, even if she's immune to hell fire.

    • fox [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Iceland takes great pride in nature preservation. Just fire the old bint out of a catapult into the Atlantic and let her corpse feed the fish. First useful thing she'll have ever done.