• JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Typical beta male energy. As a virile, white, cishet alpha sigma epsilon half-life:alyx male I have to psychically masturbate approximately once every ten minutes or my overwhelming personality will begin to ooze out from my other orifices. One day I forgot to masturbate and my dick ate my dog while I slept. Never again.