What if they steal my butt cells and make a clone of me and the clone says America isn't perfect I don't think I could handle that

I locked all my doors but I heard they can flatten themselves and slide under the door crack im shaking right now

they might have a havana syndrome gun and It might give me a headache oh fuck

  • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Neither Havana syndrome nor Hamas can strike so long as you are facing an American flag with your hand on your heart and reciting the pledge of allegiance. Do not wear a hat, do NOT sleep. God speed and good luck soldier