What if they steal my butt cells and make a clone of me and the clone says America isn't perfect I don't think I could handle that
I locked all my doors but I heard they can flatten themselves and slide under the door crack im shaking right now
they might have a havana syndrome gun and It might give me a headache oh fuck
Neither Havana syndrome nor Hamas can strike so long as you are facing an American flag with your hand on your heart and reciting the pledge of allegiance. Do not wear a hat, do NOT sleep. God speed and good luck soldier
my ass with your 
Chinese-Arab hunk of super soilders.I am willing and of service
phew, good thing I'm 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚 and have butt cells to spare
The only thing worse than having your butt cells stolen to make a clone would be not having them stolen because you didn’t make the cut 😕
