What if they steal my butt cells and make a clone of me and the clone says America isn't perfect I don't think I could handle that

I locked all my doors but I heard they can flatten themselves and slide under the door crack im shaking right now

they might have a havana syndrome gun and It might give me a headache oh fuck

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    The only thing worse than having your butt cells stolen to make a clone would be not having them stolen because you didn’t make the cut 😕