• happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    >Be me after the Ayn Randvolution

    >Rugged individualist

    >so many guns, so ready

    >got my gold, got my silver, got my bitcoin, got my $GME, and my dad scraped together a whopping $50k to loan me

    >I'm going to be a small business owner. Finally the main barrier to that, the existence of a state and basic safety regulations, is gone.

    >open a hammer store

    >Amazon sells hammers from its slave factories for $2 less and their drivers deliver it within an hour to be reunited with their families

    >No federal protection or incentives that counteract this

    >only payday loans because the banks say I'm not white enough for a business loan

    >No federal protection or incentives that counteract this

    >sell my wife and kids to pay rent after my landlord notices I'm not selling enough hammers using his secret police force and hikes the rent by 900% so that he could buy my hammer store and staff it with my enslaved kids being educated by their concubine mother

    >Credit score plummets in response to partial rent payment. Imprisoned by Amazon for social deviancy

    >Making hammers until I pay off my Amazon loans that covered my bounty hunter fees, the secret police fees, and the unpaid rent.