• SoyViking [he/him]
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    6 hours ago

    Big wall, small painting. Small wall, big painting.

    Is this the world's largest oil painting done by AI? (Libertarians would be dumb enough to fawn over it and it looks like something stable diffusion would poop out)

    Why is there a single chair next to the zionist shrine? Who is ever going to sit there? Nobody it seems, as they have placed another photo in the chair. Possibly of a dog. Is this a side altar to the main one with the Zio-MAGA hats?

    Not real people. These are poorly made wax figures.

    What purpose does the round table serve? Why are all the figurines looking away?

  • dustbunnies [she/her, comrade/them]
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    6 hours ago

    it would be so funny if his barber went rogue one day and took off one of those muttonchops

    do you think he would cut the other to match or would he stay lopsided until it filled back in? or glue on a sort of sideburn-toupee?

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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    8 hours ago

    Esto es en la casa rosada? No es que me guste la opulencia de la clase dominante, pero esto parece la decoración de un salón de ceremonias donde hacen quinceañeras de mala calidad.

    • Bakzik [he/him, comrade/them]
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      5 hours ago

      Tranquilamente puede ser un cuarto perdido de Olivos. O alguno de los salones a los que va a recibir sus premios falopa.

      De una u otra forma, la decoración de mala calidad pega con la onda "piojo resucitado que delira con los 90' y Miami".

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexagon
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        3 hours ago

        Crisis de mediana edad de un juguete roto

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      7 hours ago

      Una pared casi vacía

      Otra pared llenada con cuadro de mi Lei parecido a Lluváca

  • quarrk [he/him]
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    11 hours ago

    Fascism is like rabies, except instead of fearing water, you fear a normal fucking haircut

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    10 hours ago

    "What if we kissed in front of the portrait of me as a littoral vagabond?"

    • SoloboiNanook [comrade/them]
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      6 hours ago

      Many years ago I delivered a pizza to Roddy White, the wide receiver for the Atlanta Falcons. His entire garage was different magazine covers with him on it and when he opened the door there was like a 1:1 scale painting of himself (he's big) on the wall right next to him.

      That said he was very nice and tipped 18 dollars on a 22 dollar order so he's cool in my book lol.

    • CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml
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      12 hours ago

      I mean, there is having a 12ft tall painting of yourself, and there's having an ugly ass painting of yourself taking no pose whatsoever and being clothed like a trash bag. I would be embarrassed to send a picture of me looking like that for ID verification, let alone a painting of it

  • Bakzik [he/him, comrade/them]
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    12 hours ago

    More than 50 percent of argentines live in poverty, while he travels the world (now going to fan all over Trump) and pays for his girlfriend tv show k-pain

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    9 hours ago

    looks like wolverine could use a little more austerity

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      11 hours ago

      Maybe Make Israel Great Again?