I wonder who it was
This may have been a fever dream, but I recall this one woman from University of Michigan who took a giant 40 ft long poop. It was all over Reddit like 10 years ago. I'll look for it.
Edit: I found it, it is 26 feet long and was done in a bowling alley at a high school. Here is a link because I don't want to link to Reddit.
From the article:
“In February, 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement measuring the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results.
The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”
In other words: a woman ate a ton of fiber one bars, stuck a butt plug up her ass, waits a week, then shits/squats/scoots down a bowling alley to get the length.
Edit 2: wait, it's fake. I'm dealing with a tooth infection so maybe I am having a fever dream.
Belly laughed at this. The idea of a woman squatting down and pooping the length of a bowling alley lane it too much.
I think I saw him last week. He clogged the urinal so bad I had to break up the log with my measuring stick while the apprentice sucked up the bits with a mass vacuum.
Eat your fiber, people. And don't shit in urinals.
don't shit in urinals
smdh redfash tankies authoritarian 1984
idk i mean considering it probably would have to have been removed via medical help they probably at least considered the possibility
unless there's like a natty non hospital category where doping on laxatives gets you disqualified
oh, I knew. it knew too, and it fought me the whole way.
I know I'll see it again. in hell.
"This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen ... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels"
lmao
They fucking dropped it and had to pit in back together when it broke apart
Do they have to have actually defecated without any medical or drug assistance for this to count?
If someone is willing to use science to drop a record-breaking dookie I say let them
Well, I'm pretty sure they would've at least suspected it was the largest if it had to be surgically removed and the doctors were shocked.
Do not shit in the urinals 
