Hooters but it's a pc hardware store called 'Puters

Hooters is short for Hetero Ooters

Hooters but it's an owl sanctuary called Hooters

Hooters but it's trying to retain relevance to its boomer demographic and it's called Hoot Hearse

Hooters but it shows comedic outtakes from movies and it's called Bloopers.

Now I have the urge to hit up Gooters

Hooters but they sell networking equipment and it's called Routers to make technical people have an aneurysm.

It's called goochers and the wait staff are all twinks in C-strings