Turning into a type of guy I was always meant to be: root beer guy.
I have opinions about root beer
Dads: tastes like walking through a root beer cloud 5/10.
Red arrow: Fucking slaps, liquid licorice 10/10.
Frosties: what you imagine root beer tastes like after years of non consumption 8/10.
Mug: best commercial root beer 6/10.
I actually haven't drank that much root beer, im a fucking charlatan
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Yeah very good slop if you like world building. Ooo is a fun place to exist in for a 11 minutes at a time. Characters are well written too as you watch them age and grow throughout the seasons. Might be too woke tho, has a bi vampire in it
Calling my dog a tailist for chasing it
At least he has good taste in pokemon, breloom is pretty cool. Dudes got those worms in him for sure lmao
Been struggling with mid gear drops, wearing a stupid cope hat that gives like 6% extra rarity chance. Fun game tho, controller support is real nice
My mercenary Gooficus getting tossed around with these poe2 bosses. Fodder with reflecting shields? Ok, so that just happened.
Listen buddy, just put the hog in my hand
Job might be flirting with 5 day return to work... If that comes to fruition I'm going to do even less work then I haven't been doing.
I have violent thoughts for those smug bootlickers who squeal about how they've been missing the social element and how big of an adjustment telework was for them. Fuck you, find a hobby!!!! 
I don't have any marketable skills but you could hire me as a western jester. If you tell me to dance like a monkey I'll do it. Please China, please 🥺
Do you think musk has ever seen that meme of someone pointing a gun at him? I bet he has lmao
They're really reving up the treat fryers on dec 6. Path of exile 2, infinity Nikki, bazinga rivals.
Great time for large adult children
If this isn't all just Elon chirping and becomes reality, I think a majority of my department would have to quit lmao. 5 day in office weeks is just not sustainable for people to have fulfilling lives
If Alex Jones isnt put into the voice acting mines, I don't want any part of your revolution
Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence
Frycook extrodinaire
The long walk by Stephen King.
First reading I'll admit, I liked it for more reactionary reasons, was bullied growing up and reading about athletic kids getting domed was cathartic, voyeur at the roman colosseum.
Read it a few years later with my new media literacy goggles and enjoyed all the personalities of the people running, how friendships formed by trauma and how quick that gets snuffed out. The ending feels like watching a rabid dog sputter and collapse in front of you.
The dichotomy of the drafted going through hell while the the non drafters make bets and cheer on their favorites. Valorization of the worse possible moments of your life. Being caught up in this shit especially if your not politically minded must feel like a whirlwind of confusing feelings. Terrified, Proud, Lucky, Unlucky. Shows how fucking cruel and random a draft can feel like, especially for a cause that has no point and is just for spectacle/pointless violence.